| Me: I'm so fat |
| Me: I need to diet |
| Me: I should start running |
| Me: Omg I need to lose weight |
| Me: Ugh I am so gross |
| Me: I should eat healthier |
| -parents come home from supermarket- |
| Me: Yolo |
| me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad |
| me: okay let's do it |
